Mr Chimp cures 37 signs of ageing. Mr Chimp knows the unknown. Mr Chimp has been laboratory tested. Mr Chimp comes free of charge. Does not bode well. Do not puncture or put in fire. Do not expose to direct sunlight. Designed and built in the United Kingdom. Filmed on location in Technicolor™. Mr Chimp is a mammal. May contain nuts. No warranty given or implied. Best after: 11:00am.